Lady V. Kaboom ([info]vakira) wrote,
  • Mood: artistic

Lots of bits

Haven't caught up from the weekend yet. Here are the highlights:

Five Things I Learned This Weekend:
1. Bethany watches porn SOLELY to find cute shoes.
2. My bra makes an amazing hat. Sometimes for two people at once.
3. Apparently, in Shakespeare's day, the term "Fuckin' A!" was used a lot.
4. Sometimes, though you repeatedly state that there is a hot girl playing with two pussies in the basement, you can't get anyone to leave the kitchen.
5. If you play a certain song by Nickleback, a certain person will dance around in your kitchen, entirely naked, save for a pair of patent leather thigh-high spike heel boots.

Work has been good, I still love my job. Today, however, I was Bondo Bitch (it's a two part epoxy that smells like a combo of Dentist Office, kerosene, and, well, epoxy). Many braincells were lost, and not in a really fun way.

Three happy things are:
1. My ceiling panels have received several compliments, from both Shop and Office people.
2. There is much more talk floating about concerning the company's growth, and need for more permanent shop-floor people.
3. I have a fiancee who is so sweet and wonderful and snuggly that if I were looking in on this relationship from the outside, I'd probably wonder where the bodies were buried.

And that's all I got.

Quote of the day:
"Yeah, safe. No problem. We'll just use that load-bearing paint." -Scott

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 3 comments

[info]wench18

February 23 2006, 00:32:22 UTC 6 years ago

1) I do. I admit it. But there were no lime green ones.
2) ONE of your breasts is bigger than my entire head. This amazes me.
3) We should have only watched the Pirate one. ALthough, out damned spot WAS funny.
4) What WAS up with this? The kitchen was ALWAYS busy. Why was that?
5) No. It was a once off. I'm sure it was a once off. She would never do that again.

I am SO GLAD YOU CAME!

[info]vakira

February 24 2006, 01:27:42 UTC 6 years ago

Vidi, Vici, Veni

Tis the motto of the IBRSC, after all.

JULIET: Art thou not Tybalt, and a Capulet?
TYBALT: Fuckin' A!

[info]doobie

February 23 2006, 14:16:35 UTC 6 years ago

Those are some important lessons to learn... Now I'd like to video tape you walking in Boston using your bra as a hat with someone else....that would be funny to capture everyone's reaction.

hehe, load-bearing paint? I want some, that and my castle.
Create an Account
Forgot your login or password?
Facebook Twitter More login options
English • Español • Deutsch • Русский…